Sunday, July 10, 2011

BUGS

Dear God,

There are a lot of freakin bugs here. I neither understand nor need to understand their purpose, but please cut it out.

We have synthesized ways to kill bugs through traps, aerosol cans, sprays, and other treatments. How about just get rid of them?

Thanks.


Your fan,
Thomas

2 comments:

  1. Geez Thomas, I wish I could help you out, but those bugs are a critical part of the food chain. They also help me keep the planet clean by aiding in the decaying process and revitalizing the soil.

    Is there anything else I could do for you instead?

    ~ God

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